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Time to Hoist the Sails & Swab the Poop Deck cuz it’s International Sea-Fairers Day!
And of course, the ultimate Sea Fairer, is a PIRATE… But ACTUALLY, if you combined ALL the characters from this show together…. You might get the perfect pirate…. I’ll explain:
You’ve got Brooke – who drinks booze out of jugs with big X’s on them
Jose has diabetes which is a precursor to having a peg leg….
Alexis’ self-cropped shirts look the tattered flag of a pirate ship…
And Jeffrey’s constantly talking about his search for precious booty.
While that might describe the WORST Sailor ever… Today, we’re gonna celebrate the Most ICONIC Pirates of all time… In a Special SHIVER ME TINDERS Edition of Plenty of Twenty!