I’m going to be very vulnerable for a second here… I recently had a terrible nightmare… where Brooke, Jose, Alexis, Jeffrey, & I… were ALL sharing a single twin-size bed (like Charlie Buckets grandparents in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)…. Passing around A single Never-ending gobstopper (without using our hands)….
I don’t care to analyze what that bizarre dream says about my current mental state… or what repressed emotions I may be harboring towards this show…. So instead, I’m choosing to just use it, as inspiration….
Don’t worry… We’re not going to talk about WHO was wearing what kind of revealing lacy pajamas (Jose)…. or which of the five of us was laying perpendicular to the rest of the group (Jeff)…. were all just going to sit down, tuck our shirts in EXTRA TIGHT… and do a CANDY INSPIRED edition of the One and Done Shock Collar Question of the Day.